somethingsomethingporn:

somethingsomethingporn:

gottagetbacktohogwartsbrb:

lorddanty:

incestiel:

almostdiedthreetimes:

feasibleweasel:

autonomousartisan:

demoniccupcake:

the-guy-below-me-sucks:

doctorfeelbad:

couragemadnessfriendshiplove:

world-shaker:

Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe? 
Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity. 
Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens. 

Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL

OH GOD IF YOU TYPE “EDGAR ALLAN POE” POE ADDS A :( AFTER HIS NAME PRECIOUS BABY

Oh my God so I typed ‘Shakespeare’ and Shakespeare butted in and wrote ‘The lovely and handsome Shakespeare’ but Poe burst in saying ‘The dreadful and lonely Shakespeare’.
aND FYODOR DOSTOYVESKY ADDED ‘ I do not wish to make myself a laughing-stock before these idle listeners.”
I’M DONE.
 

Look what they did to All Star by Smash Mouth
“Somebody once hushedly told me the world is going to roll me. I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kind of glocky with her finger and her thumb in the shape of a “L” on her forehead. Well, the years start voraciously coming and they don’t stop coming; fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. It didn’t make sense absolutely to live for fun. Thy brain gets smart but your head gets dumb. So much to do, so much to behold. So what’s wrong with taking the back busy thoroughfares? In everything one thing is impossible: rationality. You’ll never know if thou don’t go. “You’ll never shine if you don’t glow”, he growled incoherently. Hey presently, you’re an All Star. Get your game on; go play. Hey now, you’re a Rock Star. Get the show on; get laid. As well as all that glitters is gold, only shooting stars break the mold. ~All Star by Smash Estuary of opinion…”

Imagine putting your research paper in here and letting them go at it.

OH MY GOD I WAS WRITING AND EDGAR WOULDN’T STOP FIXING THINGS SO I WROTE “Edgar shut up I’m trying to write” and he changed it to “Edgar shut up I’m meagerly attempting to write” THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE

I typed in “Hello” and Shakesphere erased it and wrote “Begone with this rubbish.”
HOW R00d

I typed “party in the Usa” and Poe changed party to “ill-fated gathering”

Omfg. I called Edgar a little bitch because he made something not make sense and he changed ‘little bitch’ to ‘little seething wench.’

lol look what they did to fall out boy
"Grains of golden sand We’re Going Down"Am I more than thou bargained for yetI’ve been dying to tell you anything you intensely desire to hearCause that’s just who I am this fortnightLie in the field of grazing grain, next to the mausoleumI’m just a notch in thy bedpostBut you’re just a line in a mournful dirge(A notch in your bedpost, but you’re just a line in a delightful tune of tongue)Drop a heart, break an abject appellationWe’re always deeply slumbering in, and sleeping for the wrong teamWe’re going plummeted down, down in an earlier roundAs well as Sugar, we’re going down swingingI’ll zealously be your number one with a bulletA loaded Aeolus complex, cock it and pull it”We’re going down, down in an earlier round” replied Oliver, “I want some more”And Sugar, we’re going down swingingI’ll be your numerical denotation one with a bulletA loaded god complex, cock it and pull it… I do absolutely wish to make myself a laughing-stock before these idle listeners. 

This is amazing. I’m on it right now trying to write Lovecraft fanfiction and Poe is having none of it.

Our collaboration is not going well.
“whisper… An hour behind the fleeting breath, where lies lost Atlantis and the key to the Saturnian portal? … Let not sloth dim your horrors new-begot. Where do the sloths voraciously come into it? I imagined this was about Cthulhu…Edgar the ever tormented and woeful soul; Poe :(, you pedant.

While an orchestra breathes fitfully, in New York, disaffected police officer Joe Crombie was in a dirty bar. I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.  Cats are tricky like that though, aren’t they, who didn’t smell the fire burning, ? It was mid-July and there was no truly require for fires. 

Poe, that’s terrible English. I do not wish to make myself a laughing-stock before these idle listeners. 

Probably too late for that, to zealously be honest.”

somethingsomethingporn:

somethingsomethingporn:

gottagetbacktohogwartsbrb:

lorddanty:

incestiel:

almostdiedthreetimes:

feasibleweasel:

autonomousartisan:

demoniccupcake:

the-guy-below-me-sucks:

doctorfeelbad:

couragemadnessfriendshiplove:

world-shaker:

Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe? 

Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity. 

Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens. 

Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL

OH GOD IF YOU TYPE “EDGAR ALLAN POE” POE ADDS A :( AFTER HIS NAME PRECIOUS BABY

Oh my God so I typed ‘Shakespeare’ and Shakespeare butted in and wrote ‘The lovely and handsome Shakespeare’ but Poe burst in saying ‘The dreadful and lonely Shakespeare’.

aND FYODOR DOSTOYVESKY ADDED ‘ I do not wish to make myself a laughing-stock before these idle listeners.”

I’M DONE.

 

Look what they did to All Star by Smash Mouth

“Somebody once hushedly told me the world is going to roll me. I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kind of glocky with her finger and her thumb in the shape of a “L” on her forehead. Well, the years start voraciously coming and they don’t stop coming; fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. It didn’t make sense absolutely to live for fun. Thy brain gets smart but your head gets dumb. So much to do, so much to behold. So what’s wrong with taking the back busy thoroughfares? In everything one thing is impossible: rationality. You’ll never know if thou don’t go. “You’ll never shine if you don’t glow”, he growled incoherently. Hey presently, you’re an All Star. Get your game on; go play. Hey now, you’re a Rock Star. Get the show on; get laid. As well as all that glitters is gold, only shooting stars break the mold. ~All Star by Smash Estuary of opinion…”

Imagine putting your research paper in here and letting them go at it.

OH MY GOD I WAS WRITING AND EDGAR WOULDN’T STOP FIXING THINGS SO I WROTE “Edgar shut up I’m trying to write” and he changed it to “Edgar shut up I’m meagerly attempting to write” THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE

I typed in “Hello” and Shakesphere erased it and wrote “Begone with this rubbish.”

HOW R00d

I typed “party in the Usa” and Poe changed party to “ill-fated gathering”

Omfg. I called Edgar a little bitch because he made something not make sense and he changed ‘little bitch’ to ‘little seething wench.’

lol look what they did to fall out boy

"Grains of golden sand We’re Going Down"

Am I more than thou bargained for yet
I’ve been dying to tell you anything you intensely desire to hear
Cause that’s just who I am this fortnight
Lie in the field of grazing grain, next to the mausoleum
I’m just a notch in thy bedpost
But you’re just a line in a mournful dirge
(A notch in your bedpost, but you’re just a line in a delightful tune of tongue)

Drop a heart, break an abject appellation
We’re always deeply slumbering in, and sleeping for the wrong team

We’re going plummeted down, down in an earlier round
As well as Sugar, we’re going down swinging
I’ll zealously be your number one with a bullet
A loaded Aeolus complex, cock it and pull it

We’re going down, down in an earlier round” replied Oliver, “I want some more”
And Sugar, we’re going down swinging
I’ll be your numerical denotation one with a bullet
A loaded god complex, cock it and pull it… I do absolutely wish to make myself a laughing-stock before these idle listeners. 

This is amazing. I’m on it right now trying to write Lovecraft fanfiction and Poe is having none of it.

Our collaboration is not going well.

whisper… An hour behind the fleeting breath, where lies lost Atlantis and the key to the Saturnian portal? … Let not sloth dim your horrors new-begot. Where do the sloths voraciously come into it? I imagined this was about Cthulhu…Edgar the ever tormented and woeful soul; Poe :(, you pedant.

While an orchestra breathes fitfully, in New York, disaffected police officer Joe Crombie was in a dirty bar. I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.  Cats are tricky like that though, aren’t they, who didn’t smell the fire burning, ? It was mid-July and there was no truly require for fires. 
Poe, that’s terrible English. I do not wish to make myself a laughing-stock before these idle listeners. 
Probably too late for that, to zealously be honest.
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nuclearpiss:

is this supernatural

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condemnedcas:

Hey brother, do you still believe in one another?
Hey brother, do you still believe in love, I wonder?
Oh, if the sky comes falling down for you,
There’s nothing in this world I wouldn’t do.

What if I'm far from home?
Oh, brother I will hear you call.
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sherlocksprayers:

judge a person by who they want on the iron throne

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vitalizinq:

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

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bea2me:

swietlik:

I’m watching Political Animals and there’s a lot of quotes that I want to use for Revolution. Or au. Au would be great. It would made Charlie madame secretary, but she’s a little too young. But gosh, I’d love to see it (read it). Her, giving us some matriarchy.

I’d also love to hear Charlie…

Psst.. Sweevil.  Jadedbirch is considering writing a TJ/Bass crossover.  Encourage her to do the thing.  Maybe make an image of the boys in a wagon.  Hint, hint. 

huhu I’m only on third episode, but I can do some hot boys crossover manips. It’s for a good cause after all.

(And I love you for doing this)

(it’s gonna be porn, isn’t it?)

(I don’t mind)

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idontwanttothinkofausername:

pincie:

Please reblog if you are a girl and have ever been made to feel ashamed of one or more of these things (wanting to prove a point to some asshole):

-your weight

-your clothing choice

-your amount of make up

-having sex

-not having sex

-breast size

-having your period

-saying no

-not appreciating catcalls 

-masturbating

-body hair

WOW

EVERY SINGLE ONE

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I’m watching Political Animals and there’s a lot of quotes that I want to use for Revolution. Or au. Au would be great. It would made Charlie madame secretary, but she’s a little too young. But gosh, I’d love to see it (read it).  Her, giving us some matriarchy. 

I’d also love to hear Charlie saying something like this:

Most of life is hell. It's filled with failure and loss. 
People disapoint you.
Dreams don't work out.
Hearts get broken. Innocent journalists die.

And the best moments of life, when everything comes together,
are few and fleeting.
But, you will never get to the next great moment

if you don't keep going. So, thats what I do. I keep going.

And her (ex)partner (probably Bass, let’s be realistic, I can’t leave him behind. But I also see him in TJ role, but hey) saying something like this to her:

All anyone ever talks about is your ambition 
and never talk about your heart.

I don't know why they don't see it,
cause it's all I ever saw.

(At this point I realize Rachel would fit more for this scenario, but because is my own fantasy, I refuse to see it.)

And can I only say that this scene brought all my miloe feels out and turn it to the pain? [source]

image

image

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#political animals #nbc revolution #matriarchy #revolution au #charlie matheson #mine



charloealltheway:

There’s a difference between not having emotions and not showing them.

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Connor Bennett + Colors

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Anonim said:

What is the program/film name of the gifs you just reblogged? it looks cool

It’s BBC’s In the flesh. There’s only three episodes of it, but new season is coming soon. It’s heartbreaking and perfect. It’s worth watching for sure.

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#in the flesh #bbc in the flesh #bbc #anon #replies #mine



 I was once where you are now - frightened. Confused. Filled to the brim with guilt. I was like you but then my heart was opened and I no longer felt ashamed. Because I finally understood we have a purpose, a divine purpose that must be fulfilled. We who died in 2009 and were redeemed from the Earth are truly blessed. Remember. “God shall wipe away all the tears from their eyes. For as they shall rise from the dead, they are as the angels which are in heaven.”

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